My oldest son is extremely outgoing, often saying things that crack everyone up. He enjoys stating the obvious( like most kids) but mostly enjoys finding humor in just about everything.
I have recieved a lot of positive feedback to silly things that go on in our house. Even people asking me what he has recently said, to make them giggle. From even family members friends and co-workers asking for any new witty Rockstar A stories. So I decided to dedicate Monday morning post to my big boy. Here are some recent crowd pleasers from your reading enjoyment.
"Do you own a vaccum? Well, you may want to use it. Your floor is dirty."- Saturday Morning at a friend's house.
"Hi. I wished I had a mustache. Then I could grow a beard and shave it." This was his greeting after meeting his babysitter for the first time.
"Ah, what a beautiful day it is Momma, right?" During lunch at our kitchen table.
"Ew whats this? That will make me throw up. Thats not what my Momma uses." Talking about how I prepare chocolate milk.
If your child says some silly thing, feel free to submit them and I would hopefully be able to have a featured Witty Kid each Monday:) Let the fun begin!
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